Well... Fuck

This just downright sucks. I absolutely have no life, by normal peoples standards and gamers standards. I have nowhere to go, all my friends are busy, and Ive beaten all my games... Well the ones I can play (CURSE YOU UNEXPLAINABLE MALFUNCTION!!!! LEAVE MY 360 ALONE!!!). Yes for some strange reason, after it working perfectly for years, my 360 decided to stop reading all of my games, even brand-new unscratched ones! Yet it will read an old-as-fuck scratched all the hell John Lennon CD from the frikken 70's. Someone said it's the DVD drive. I dont think it ever had a DVD drive because even when I first got it I wanted to watch a DVD on it and it wouldnt play the DVD. So I call Xbox Support, give them my 360's serial number and all that crap. Get this... Apparently they didnt extend the warrenty on my 360 after the whole red ring of death thing went around, and I saw on G4 myself that all 360's made before that happened were supposed to have their warrenties EXTENDED. But not mine. FML. They want me to send in my muffed up 360 with 99$ so they can fix it and send it back, or trash it and send me a new one. 99$ doesnt sound like alot but with no job and a down-the-shitter economy its kinda hard.

Donations for a new 360 would be greatly appreciated ;)